The 10 Rules of Soccer as a Kid

10 rules of soccer as a kid

10 Rules of Soccer as a Kid

  1. The fattest one is always the goalkeeper.
  2. The person who’s ball it is decides who plays.
  3. Penalties are only awarded if injured player swears a lot.
  4. The match only ends when everyone is tired.
  5. No matter how many you are winning by the winner is always determined by “next goal wins.”
  6. No referee.
  7. If nobody has a ball, a plastic bottle will do.
  8. If you are picked last, you have no hope in life.
  9. Getting a soccer ball stuck under a car is the most stressful part of life.
  10. When the owner of the balls gets pissed off, it’s game over.

Happy Thanksgiving Central PA!

Happy Thanksgiving from

Here’s a little fun to help you celebrate:

Wishing you and your family a great day as you celebrate the many things for which you are thankful.

Don’t forget if you need to work of some turkey, head out to LAMS for some pickup.

Common Sense – What’s the Point in That?

common sense soccer


 Yeah, you definitely should. Go get ’em Water Man!